Those of you who check our web page regularly know that we select an Honorary Bouffant each month. Past recipients of that dubious honor include Monica Lewinsky, John Glenn, and even Saddam Hussein.

Now you can select the Honorary Bouffant of the Month! Email us at webmaster@thebouffants.com with your entry.

We will accept entries in the Honorary Bouffant of the Month contest up until the 25th of each month. If your entry is selected, you will receive some official Bouffant merchandise. Your entry should include the name of your suggested Honorary Bouffant, your name, address, and email address. You can feel free to tell us why you think your entry should be selected and also feel free to suggest your ideas on associated artwork for your Honorary Bouffant. The only real rules that apply here are that The Bouffants have final say on who (or what) is selected and we do not actually have to pick from entries each month. So what that means is that if (while enjoying a post-rehearsal Martini Monday at Side Street Grill) we come up with something we think is funny, we can use our own suggestion as opposed to yours.

Void where prohibited. One winner per household per planet. No purchase necessary.

Winners will be notified by email or by a conspicuous sign held by Rainbow-Head at the next televised major sports championship.

All entries will be stored as a series of ones and zeroes, sorted and then donated to compressed image transfers for internet users with slow modems unless specifically restricted by local decency ordinances.

Should there be a tie, the winner will be decided by a random drawing of cartoon characters who will then do battle with marshmallow hammers until one is left standing. After that, we'll close our eyes and spin an empty Boone's Farm bottle. If no entry wins (and we choose an honorary thing ourselves) then all submissions will be beamed into outer space in the hopes that on some planet they will come in handy.

Please do not test your suggestion on animals or steal ideas from Apple. No wagering. Do not pay a large staff of third world children to sit at computers all day attempting to come up with the perfect entry. Any judge tampering must be scheduled in advance and should not involve dingos or waxed paper. Remember, we're musicians, so type slow when sending email. The Bouffants are not responsible.